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Mixing traditional percussion with modern electronics, Warlander creates music in a genre of its own.

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Mixing traditional percussion with modern electronics, Warlander creates music in a genre of its own.

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About Warlander

About Warlander

Warlander is considered a man, although he is produced at a point in time which has yet to occur. Nuclear DNA Fusion is the fundamental process likely used to produce Warlander. Biological evidence suggests DNA strands of two horse breeds (Andalusian and Friesian) are combined  with those of two primates (chimpanzee and human). The presence of additional elements are detected in his genetic composition, some of which are unknown and are possibly intergalactic or extraterrestrial in nature. Most experts estimate Warlander’s age to be approximately 250 to 300 Earth Years. Precise calculation of his age is impossible however, due to his failure to properly document migrations backward and forward through time. The absence of appropriate data creates frustration and contention among researchers dedicated to the subject. When criticized about this issue, Warlander explains that certain critical circumstances emerge which force him to flee suddenly and unexpectedly  through time, insisting that this course of action is sometimes necessary for survival. He laments that his existence is transient, scary, and often lonely. He  expresses immense concern about preserving the historical timeline and avoiding any interference with the natural progression of time on Earth. He adamantly warns against the threat of artificial intelligence and the terror which may ensue if tech based cognition were to master time-travel. Warlander believes technology is the catalyst of human extinction, and to achieve self preservation we must return to a manageable primitive state. He insists that limitations on artificial intelligence must be strictly enforced locally on Earth, as well as distantly when applied toward interplanetary settlement.
Immediately following any journey through time, Warlander claims that certain knowledge and memories are lost. This leads to feelings of confusion and isolation in the wake of the journey, as simple facts, solutions, and behaviors must be re-learned. The only language and ability which he  consistently retains is his ability to play and understand music. Experts agree that music therefore, must have been his original vocation.

*Portions of the aforementioned text may be slightly inaccurate due to translation discrepancies in the original messages received. 
This article will be revised and updated when more information becomes available.
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